I thank you big bottle of wine. You are the only friend I have. And the only one to witness me get into a drunken stupor and not pass useless judgment. I'll bring home a nice red companion tomorrow, Bottle, 'cause you're so dry and running out and what good are you to me then. You won't be of use to me by the time this hour's up, and isn't it great, that you won't feel anything at all when I throw you out, or let you collect dust bunny friends in the corner? I envy you. I want to be you.
Posted at Thursday, June 19, 2008 by
saturnalia
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Check this out.
When your rabbit licks you, feel privileged. It is an open display of trust and affection.
No Estee, I won't be giving Billy back to you. He's mine, all mine. *cue evil rabbit laughter*
Posted at Wednesday, June 18, 2008 by
saturnalia
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I'm so fucking jealous of my boyfriend's tank! And he has a kickass filter now which is way beyond my current budget. *pouts*
Posted at Thursday, June 12, 2008 by
saturnalia
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